You know a night was a success if you wake up with four phone numbers.
May or may not have befriended an entire police department and was invited to a giant police week party.
So this happened while I was outside, talking to Charles, Big Rich and Jeremiah...
- Me: These fucking shorts. I've received two boyfriend requests so far today.
- Guy walking by: Make that three.
- Me: Three boyfriend requests!
So I went to a specialist today
Apparently my patella is… Not where it’s supposed to be. By a lot. And apparently I have serious nerve damage.
Ugh.
Oh Jesus. Some guy just told me he’d “pollinate [me] like a bee in springtime.”
Hahaha this guy next to me is watching porn on the bus
wugs:
laisse-le-soleil-luit:
wugs:
In French, you don’t really say “fuck me.” You say “mets ta baguette magique dans mon four,” which is closer to “put your magic baguette in my oven.”
I love that. Baguettes in ovens. It’s about food.
I’m French and I’m pretty sure you say ‘casse-moi’ which means something like ‘break me’. Just saying.
no that doesn’t make sense that’s much too violent
the french dont like violence they like bread
(Source: wugs)
Was given two dozen bagels on the way home just now. This is my life.
