- Me: These fucking shorts. I've received two boyfriend requests so far today.
- Guy walking by: Make that three.
- Me: Three boyfriend requests!
Apparently my patella is… Not where it’s supposed to be. By a lot. And apparently I have serious nerve damage.
In French, you don’t really say “fuck me.” You say “mets ta baguette magique dans mon four,” which is closer to “put your magic baguette in my oven.”
I love that. Baguettes in ovens. It’s about food.
I’m French and I’m pretty sure you say ‘casse-moi’ which means something like ‘break me’. Just saying.
no that doesn’t make sense that’s much too violent
the french dont like violence they like bread