And now the phone calls have started...
  • Me: Thank you for calling _________. This is Heather, how may I help you?
  • Caller: Yes! Heather!
  • Me: Hi! How may I help you?
  • Caller: What are you wearing?
  • Me: Excuse me?
  • Caller: What are you wearing? Are you wearing black stockings?
  • Me: What? I... No.
  • Caller: Mmm... I miss when you used to wear them. You should start wearing them again. Extra sheer, so your toes show. Mmmm, they make your legs look so good.
  • Me: Ah... I'll keep that in mind... Is there anything with which I can assist you today, though?
  • Caller: No, baby. Just wear those stockings for me. *Click*